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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I want whatever drugs the BoM is on. Supposed to be 20C tonight? Going up to 23? In what universe...

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Dear The BoM,

I hope this message finds you well, although I’m beginning to wonder if perhaps you’ve recently indulged in some rather… creative forecasting methods, shall we say? Crack cocaine, maybe? No judgement, but your prediction that it will be 23°C overnight has left me scratching my head. It’s currently 17.5°C, raining, and we have winds fast enough to launch my rubbish bins into another suburb. A balmy 23°C just seems, well, ambitious.

Speaking of ambition, you promised us a delightful 27°C tomorrow, which I was frankly looking forward to. But now, out of nowhere, 23°C is all we get? What happened to our summer dreams? Was the 27°C forecast just a fleeting fantasy?

I trust you'll look into this sudden shift, and kindly consider laying off whatever inspired such optimistic figures. I’ll be sure to hold on tight to my umbrella and hopes in the meantime.

Sincerely,
Baku

[-] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Currently 14 here. With a forecast overnight low of 17 and back up to 23 at midnight. Something's not adding up.

[-] SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got a good laugh out of this. I too am sad for the revision down from 27.

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Glad it gave you a chuckle, even if it is truly a sad state of spring :(

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Jane said it will be 26c tomorrow.

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

And I'll also win tattslotto. Good news all around!

[-] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Ohh that only means one thing in early spring ; WIND. GIANT HAYFEVER NORTH WIND

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago
[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

GIANT HAYFEVER NORTH WIND

Already there bby with a blocked nose and watery eyes 👌

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I've been snorting nasonex in preparation for just this eventuality. I might hang out next to the air filter as well.

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Wow. Thats stuffed up and do weird. I really hope it doesn’t up like it says!

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

When I went to bed it was 14 degrees, now 22.6

I think you owe the BoM an apology...

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