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var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 48 points 3 months ago

Try assembly language! You have registers, and they are named for you with highly memorable names like R17.

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

ngl RAX actually sounds cool and is memorable 🥺

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 3 months ago

RIP.

Don’t recommend using that register to store your variables.

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