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[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 42 points 3 months ago

Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7

[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

bro do you got any snacks to go with this

[-] ech@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

You can have one tasteless cracker.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

All I can offer is some fish and bread.

[-] Kraiden@kbin.earth 9 points 3 months ago

It's all you can eat though, so there's that

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

He's 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.

Of course he was fucking hammered all day.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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