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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)
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[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 3 months ago

You just have to find another bodily fluid with the same color as the target alcohol.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

So if I'm looking for Baileys...

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

That about as close to Baileys as I can get without getting my eyes wet

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Jesus told me it doesn't have to be alcohol. He once turned piss into Mtn Dew. I've only ever done the opposite.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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