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[-] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

No, because then the ATF will show up and shoot him.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Certainly any dogs nearby RIP

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I mean, given that Jesús would not only be a brown hippie moonshiner, but also probably a damn Mexican furriner to boot, he'd be lucky if they didn't lay siege to the whole neighborhood, Waco-style.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

In the Bible they wanted to kill him many times but he always slipped away. He wasn't arrested until he gave himself to the authorities. The ATF wouldn't catch him if he didn't want to be caught. But I'm sure they'd destroy lots of people, animals and property regardless.

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