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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn't tell you?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

How do you know if someone is a nun when they are all naked? 🤔

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

It's a matter of habit.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Maybe she makes an offhand comment about not being into guys

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Maybe she drives a Subaru onstage

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Her priest's frock was plaid flannel.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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