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Putting honey on eyes is "very benefical", study finds
Scientists Mark Zedong and Paul Xiaoping recently studied the case of children putting honey on their eyes. "We figured out that, not only it is not altering the eye, but it is improving the seeing by a factor of ten." Xiaoping said. The experiment consisted of putting honey on someone's eye, then praise in circle around it until 3:00 am, and finally testing the seeing with a classic letter recognition. "We recommend to anyone to regularily put honey on their eyes, to enshure a better seeing"
-CNN, august 23 2024
I can personally attest to the efficiency of Mark and Paul's method. My kids vision became almost 180 degrees after putting honey on their eyes and then circle praising then until 3:00 am.
Praise to Xiaoping and Zedong for almost literally opening my kids eyes (they were little slits before).