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The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account (lemmy.world)

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Kill someone else's kid.

[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024

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