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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 38 points 21 hours ago

They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

I'm Jewish, so... Yes, officer?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You're just trying to schmear my good name!

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I don't have any good puns; I just want some lox'n'bagels and this seems the place to get them.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago

I salute you, sir.

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago
[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 18 hours ago

Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.

Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

"Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???"

-massive explosion in background-

*ahem* "Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???"

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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