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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

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[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago

They're temporarily renaming them "Chilean Sea Bass Crackers".

[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's nottheonion 🙃

Edit: also it's marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We're doing it right now.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

i was just talking about goldfish two days ago

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!

This new name puts me off.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And while I hate that, it isn't going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack

[-] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago

For one week. And they can only be bought online.

[-] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 5 points 2 months ago

Well, it's clear they've spared no expense.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Thank you.

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