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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cheers your Excellencies, distinguished guests, ladies, gentlemen and bald headed babies. ๐Ÿบ

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

I am scared of horses. Fuck this thread.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

jeez I wouldn't want them as neighhhh-bours.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Hate it when people cry foal over a stable pun. Glad council elections are over I wouldn't vote for you as mare.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Whoa. Straight out of the starting gate you've gone for the knackers.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Think about what you just did.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

2 to 1 I upset you. Sorry ๐Ÿด

[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

They're alright until they kick you in the sternum.

[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Cheers CEO! ๐Ÿป

Also, fun fact of the day - beer is an old-timey treatment for colic in horses

[-] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

And it works. Gotta be warm and flat though.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

good beer is a pure herbal drink ๐Ÿบ

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Interesting. Cheers๐Ÿบ

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Cheers with my lethal coffee!

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[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago
[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

lol what the fuck haha. I just saw this. Whatโ€™s the horse connection?

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Search for Willem da foe penis if ya wanna know

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Ah right. I donโ€™t have to search. I forgot he was a tripod. allegedly.

Horsecock Dafoe is what called him down at the convent.

[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago
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