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this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Reminds me of the almighty Hippopotamus doing the helicopter with his tail while taking a dump. Shit hits the fan. Shits supergreen too. When I see a pond full of algae I am careful, hippo might be closeby...
And the funny thing is, as over the top satirical as you're being, it's not actually bad advice. More people die from hippo attacks than sharks or alligators.
Hippos are big dumb assholes, but they are POWERFULL!!!! You don't fuck with hippos, you don't fuck with moose, and you don't fuck with polar bears.
You know that phrase about bears? If it's it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back."? Well hippos have a phrase too.
"If it's a hippo, fuck you!"
Luckily we only have the tardigrades where I am from, those microscopic bears.
Damn are you living in Earth's upper atmosphere?
I feel like the plural of moose should be meese. Such an inconsistent language...
You should not go swimming in waters with a algae bloom anyways. Hippo or no hippo.