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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse's neck, so it's the right one

[-] BatmanAoD@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe's body change that?

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because the one on the right is funnier

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the right one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

QED

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

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