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submitted 1 month ago by lriv724@discuss.online to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I need advice because I’m scared lol.

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, I did not really pursue my little princess with persistence and I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existence.

From a distance I desired her, secretly admired her wired her a letter to get her, and it went:

"My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me, but I know you very well, now let me tell you 'bout the feelings I have for you when I try, or make some sort of attempt, I simp - damn, I wish I wasn't such a wimp - cos then I would let you know that I love you so and if I was your man, then I would be true, and the only lying I would do is in the bed with you."

Then I signed "Sincerely, the one who loves you dearly, P.S. Love Me Tender."

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