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'Choose' rhymes with 'lose'? I mean c'mon, someone did that shit on purpose 👀

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Don't get me started on ough and ead.

The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

[-] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago
[-] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Didn’t even have to click. Great poem

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

I barely started reading and i hate this already.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I read this and all I could think of was "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How can the soldier knead anything if they're made of lead?

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