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submitted 1 month ago by Dan68@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

Yes, I’m in the USA.

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.

I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.

[-] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

collectively make a fuck-ton of noise

Wow, they really are the perfect mascot for the US

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, bald eagles are thieves & bullies.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We started eating them because they are delicious.

[-] Antiproton@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Turkey tastes like packing material. We started eating them because we were starving in the wilderness.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn, you've either had horrible turkeys, or you have delicious packing material. That said, I read in The Tenth Legion, which is a book by a legendary turkey hunter, that compared to wild turkey, farmed turkeys taste like compressed cardboard. So I guess you're onto something. Try a free-range turkey next time, or a wild turkey if you're able.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Someone was just posting yesterday about how wild turkeys taste like shit compared to farmed turkeys.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They have almost no fat, so you have to cook them correctly or they're awful. But if you cook them correctly they're delicious.

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