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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

What’s wrong with ducks?

(Alright. Im aware ducks are rapey bastards. Most animals are, at least every animal I looked into, which isn’t that many. But we won’t be telling kids this.)

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

As a person who grew up with a creek full of ducks behind my house, I can say that rapey is just the beginning. I have witnessed multiple drownings by rape followed by hours of necrophilia. I have seen ducks following a vicious gang rape swimming around with bald necks from having all of their feathers ripped out.

They are violent. I have seen males group up and rape and murder fellow males and then attack and rape the corpse for the rest of the day.

When I see a protective mother duck having her babies chased around by kids, I stop them. “You have no idea what that poor girl endured to have that row of ducklings following her around. Leave her alone!”

I shudder at the thought of a more violent animal.

[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago
[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Fuckin ducks broke him

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