That's an interesting take that'll take a bit to absorb. I'm used to not making the big bucks, which was made very clear as the price of admission at my college paper. However, the jobs were alleged to continue to exist. Reality didn't get the memo.

The good news is, this particular emergent crisis has been solved by my mom, who didn't like the idea that I did nothing for Thanksgiving. It's enough to cover the car-insurance payment and stop the dominoes, plus a bit extra. I'm not going to be living extravagantly for the next week, but I won't get down to powder.

I do appreciate everyone's concern and the outpouring of support.