Y'all...People my age who did vote for him deserve your rant, especially since they've known both Republicans and Trump for decades. But we all aren't that gullible.

My X-Gen brain still reads "woke" as the opposite of "asleep", even in its slang version. So some of us are woke, we're just tired of not getting anywhere after all this time. So in the spirit of the comic and societal collapse, I'll stick with my "whatever".

I worked at a Kinkos (a small printing and office supply shop) around 1999 and so many people set their faxes to the main stoore number instead of the fax number

Me: Hello, Kinko's.

Phone: short pause [hellish screetching noises]

What's the three-digit pager code for societal collapse?