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[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

But when they came for me..

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's ok but only if a priest is present

[-] Barowinger@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

Did I forget any?

Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

And belly buttons.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.

I also never claimed to be human.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.

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