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[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago

I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties...

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

"Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!"

Suddenly the kidnappers realised they'd brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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