UK Tory leader: Sandwiches aren’t real (www.politico.eu)

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Kemi Badenoch “will not touch bread if it’s moist.”

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[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 weeks ago

To paraphrase Jaden Smith, "How can sandwiches be real if our mouths aren't real?"

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's more profound than the original quote

[-] Gamoc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not saying much, I've heard farts that were more profound.

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