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[-] josefo@leminal.space 52 points 1 week ago

The trick is securing a marriage before using Linux, if try the other way around it doesn't work.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago

Shortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

I know correlation ≠ causation, but I really want to believe your relationship was ruined because your wife was sneaking out in the middle of the night to use Windows

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't know. I'm pretty sure one of the many ways you can end a marriage is installing Gentoo and saying "I'm just gonna go and compile my kernel." to your significant other, then go to your computer and just never be heard from again.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Can confirm this works. Windows user thru single life. Married, switched to Linux on my laptop. Now separated and life in ruins but a smile always sneaks in booting up Kubuntu.

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