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Recently, I was shopping for a hard drive at a big box store and tried to filter by capacity ... (lemmy.world)

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I'm not even sure how many chickens I can fit on my current hard drive, but it's probably more than the number of persons I can fit.

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[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, Slaughterhouse Five.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are an individual of quality.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Why me?

That is a very Earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is. Have you ever seen bugs trapped in amber?

Yes.

Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Poo-tee-weet.

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