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What Monkey Paw Wish would you be willing to take? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Lumisal@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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For those who don't know, a Monkey Paw Wish is when you get your wish granted, but in an unexpected usually negative way.

Example:

I wish human caused global warming would stop.
It does, but because WW3 leads to Nuclear Winter.

The question here though, is what wish would you be willing to take even though it'll get monkey paw'd?

So basically you don't care if the consequences, or would be willing to take the sacrifice for it.

Others can come up with the negative scenarios if they want and the original wisher can decide if it's still worth it

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[-] moonlight@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago

I meet a beautiful intelligent woman, we are the perfect match for each other, we fall in love, get married and live happily ever after.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It is all the result of paranoid schizophrenia. She doesn't exist, you estrange your family, and you ultimately die from a slow descent into indigence and squalor because you are unable to escape the prison of your own mind.

[-] moonlight@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago

Realistic. Doesn't the monkey's paw have to actually grant the wish though?

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 4 days ago

I was gonna say it would be to easy if every wish is just a mental problem skewing reality. it should do the thing in reality and fuck you in reality.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Hmmm... yeah maybe. I'll take another crack in a minute.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Well, reality is what we perceive, so it might actually be a worthy tradeoff for some people

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