The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkein because there's no fucking way in hell I will ever finish that shit

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

-Mitch Hedberg

If the "payoff" is a heart attack at the ripe old age of 46...

I thought that he seemed surprisingly lucid, with it, put together. The overall content was gracious and grateful and praising of the country.

That said, I'm terrified about the future of the United States.

Why are you even still on Reddit? Should have quit years ago.

I have a fast connection so I don't have to wait...

Is that Epstein's list?

Well, Shit.

That can't be good.

Thank you for all the work you guys do! Glad to see server expenses are coming in under budget of the donations!

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"Tuna"

I'm 39 and I'm already starting to get bad with certain parts of technology, so absolutely yes. That said, I'm also getting to the point where I'm starting not to care anymore.