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Or am I simply the world's worst grinch because it makes my teeth grind so much?

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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

puts on little round glasses, does a bump of cocaine, and pulls out therapy notes. Says, in an Austrian accent:

Vell you see. OP vas not ze one touched by der Santa Clauz, no. In die zong, eine voman zings zeductively - offering herzelf to Herr Santa. OP's irrational anger upon merely hearing Santa Baby surely relates to zer own zexual unfufilment. OP is angry because he vas not touched by Herr Santa... or by anyvon.

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