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Or am I simply the world's worst grinch because it makes my teeth grind so much?

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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

I'm with you, christmas songs are already on my shitlist from being force fed them on repeat while working (which I'm pretty sure is against the Geneva Convention), and that one has always been one of the worst.

I hate the cutesy little voice that sings it and it's a weird song, is she going to fuck the mythical creature, or is she going to fuck her parents (the real "Santa")? She clearly wants to fuck one of em I'm just not clear which.

And how damn old is she? You think Leo and his 25yos are bad, what about Nick over here being 1,730ish years older than her?!

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

is she going to fuck the mythical creature, or is she going to fuck her parents (the real "Santa")?

Neither. She's singing to her boyfriend (not husband - "forgot to mention one little thing a ring") and listing the presents she'd like, plus IMO heavily implying sex as a reward.

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