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this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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All three successfully delivered!
🦪 🦪 🦪
Unfortunately, I then also charged him a 🦪 🦪 delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of 🪨!
You're welcome 🖤
The coal is radioactive
Interesting... Are you implying that if I use the coal on a oyster that it'll grow another oyster?
It will grow into an oyster that has an appetite for human flesh
Suspicious that you happened to have a prearranged delivery of oysters to Santa...
The DT aren't the only customers we serve.
Understandable. But you wanting oysters delivered to Santa who has the ability to create human flesh eating monsters with his coal... Sounds like something is afoot and I want in.
Not while you are a mortal.
Ah, so your band of scallywags are also prone to arrogant assumptions I see.
If you require proof, I require 2 dozen of your finest human eating oysters but this will cost you a controlling stake in your mischievous endeavour.
We are the captain here.