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[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Don't think of a sweet dry disc (what Americans call a "cookie"), think of a thick round doughy scone, slightly salty and buttery, designed to receive either sweet (various jams or jellies) or savory (fried cured meats, eggs, cheese) accompaniment.

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 17 points 1 week ago

It's funny that this distinction needs to be made every time biscuits are mentioned in the post. There were some very confused non-Americans in the comments of a biscuits and gravy meme the other day

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Too late, I've already dipped me Hob-Nob in me mug o' Bisto.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

But we also have cookie dough in a tube too

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

True, but in my experience opening the tube is nowhere near as violent. Biscuits in particular, I suspect by virtue of their yeast content, cause the kind of danger referenced here.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

think of a thick round doughy scone, slightly salty and buttery

If they're made right, they're close to cylindrical croissants.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Every biscuit I've ever had has been way more dense than a croissant

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You should be able to tear the biscuit apart into thin layers that are only a little more dense than a croissant.

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