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Every public bathroom I've used has pee all over the toilet seat. I don't understand why guys don't either use the urinal or sit on the toilet, why piss on the seat?
Probably because the last guy pissed all over the seat, and they didn't want to sit in piss
It isn't necessarily intentional.
A lot of dudes have no idea how to actually aim their junk. Other times, you might get an unexpected spray. They might be in a hurry and just not aim beyond facing the toilet. And you've got splashes from usually forceful urination. There's probably people that do it intentionally.
The real question is why the fuck they don't clean up after themselves.
It’s not always pee. One of the public restrooms I’ve had the displeasure of using repeatedly (it’s on campus in a building I frequent) has toilets and urinals with extremely high pressure flush action. Every time you flush the pressure is so violent that they spray water all over the place, including on the seat and all over the floor. They’ve been like that for years and never fixed.
What’s especially rich is that there’s sign above the urinals which says “your aim is appreciated” which makes me laugh every time. I’m so careful using the urinal not to spill even a single drop on the floor, then I flush the damn thing and it makes a huge mess!
I always wondered why too; maybe they think it’s “gay”? Or possibly playing Fireman Sam or something?
I'm going to regret asking this, but what is Fireman Sam?
A kids TV show about a fire fighter from the UK.
Is he a gay firefighter or what?
no the op was making two points:
or separately
2).maybe they think their dick is a firehose
The first step is to acquire a penis.
Then, imagine you're standing in your garage, watering your driveway....
That’s more Gardener Gilbert, or Peter Powerwasher, but yes indeed
Willie Waterer gets no love??
Sure he will! *hugs
Probably also kids. The urinals tend to be to tall for them to use and they don't have great aim.
Or at the very least lift the seat.
Guessing they also don't close the lid so they get to spray themselves with whatever's in the bowl when they flush. And then don't wash their hands before leaving.
The amount of public toilets with lids is not 0, but it's approaching that limit in the percentages... It's one of the reasons I don't leave home without my 10-foot pole.
Just lift it with your shoe.
It's not about the lifting, it's about the flushing from a safe distance. Gotta set off those traps while out of range.
I've seen evidence of people doing long range pee with the seat down in the UK when I went to visit.
Because men are disgusting horrible creatures who should be shot into the sun without trial. In the men's room, that is.
At home they're probably fine. Maybe. It depends.
Or just, you know, sit to pee like a civilized person.
~~Urine is sterile.~~ ~~And~~ by washing the seat with piss, you’re performing an ~~antibacterial~~ favor for the next guy.
No it ain't.