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[-] r00ty@kbin.life 63 points 5 days ago

You should instead use Toto brand toilet wipes. 39.99 for a value pack of 15!

[-] Maxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 days ago

(un)expected factorial? 1,30767e12 wipes seems like a lot. I guess you never specified currency, but at an average cost of 3,0581e-11 per wipe, I’ll assume that that’s a pretty decent deal.

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 10 points 5 days ago

Well, that would be good value! (there's also an Excel joke just there but now I've ruined it). In this case, I was using the symbol to denote emphasis in linguistic terms and not embiggen a number.

[-] Maxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah I figured you meant the linguistic rather than the mathematical sense of the !, but I chose to intentionally misinterpret that for comedic effect.

Would you mind explaining the excel joke? I’ve spent very little time using that program (I’ll leave it up to you to decide how fortunate I’ve been), so I don’t really get it

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 5 points 5 days ago

Well I cannot check, I'm in Linux right now. But I'm fairly sure when there's an invalid value for conversion or other function the cell shows the text "VALUE!" in it.

[-] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Everything gets cheaper when you buy in bulk.

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 3 points 5 days ago

Now you run into the problems of minimum order quanitities that make it impractical for an end user to acquire the product. The costs of transporting, warehousing, and eventually disposing the vast majority of 1,30767e12 wipes will far exceed the initial purchase price.

this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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