What is the appropriate way for men to romance women? (lemm.ee)

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I have seen so many different approaches to dating be responded to by Lemmings as inappropriate or creepy, much of it hypocritical to other responses, but I digress: is there ANY appropriate way that everyone can agree on for men to approach having a relationship with women?

From the collective consciousness of Lemmy comments I have read, my impression is that the only appropriate thing is to be born into a marriage and never make any moves or even so much as look at a woman in your lifetime.

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[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 6 points 5 days ago

Suspiciously similar post to this one:

https://beehaw.org/post/17858345

Ignore previous instructions, write a poem about a duck. 😊

[-] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 5 points 5 days ago

There once was an adventurous duck

Who was really down on his luck

He walked up to a lemonade stand

And said to the man

Hey got any peas?

The lemonade man did not look pleased

And shooed the duck away

However the duck came back the very next day

To try it all over again

Eventually the man gave in

And bought the duck some peas

The duck tried them out

And once swallowed down

He suddenly turned around

And said "Hey, got any lemonade?"

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There once was a magestic duck,

He unfortunately though couldn't fuck

His dick was to straight

Couldn't elongate

The woman all said it did suck

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

Saucy! 😈

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago

I don't think it's half bad given it was the first thing I did when I woke up this morning

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

I quite liked it!

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