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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Too bad Luigi isn't a cop, then they might have given him a slap on the wrist and a description of events in the media that read "last night the trigger of Luigi's self defense weapon caused ignition in the barrel which resulted in a bullet being ejected at high speed. Healthcare provider and loyal family man Brian Thomson was tragically caught in the path of the (*several) bullets. Authorities are investigating the bullets to determine their motive."

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

You forgot the paid administrative leave.

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