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Ah yes, it was truly a real-life Ultimate Orgy. It was cool when Godzilla, Batman, and Shaq were all doing it, but only because they're fictitious characters. Once real people like Aaron Carter started showing up, I was like "This day of love has gone wrong!"
And then there was the part where everyone else stormed the Capitol. But Trump couldn't be talking about that fiasco/attempted-coup. Only a liar of epic proportions would associate that part with love. He was obviously talking about the rampant steamy sex.
Aaron Carter was there to beat Shaq, clearly.
Dear God, please forgive me for this correction I'm about to submit...
Aaron Carter was there to fellate Shaq (who had just completed copulation with Godzilla) in the back of the Batmobile before being presented and tapped by Abraham Lincoln's testicles, who retrieved a 9" oscillating personal pleasure device from his hat before orally pleasuring Batman.
The Ultimate Orgy is a non-stop rollercoaster of exposition and "yes and." I cannot recommend that anyone watch the video, but I also won't judge anyone who enjoys it, myself included.
It was the ultimate orgy of ultimate destiny.
You're accidentally combining The Ultimate ~~Battle~~ Showdown of Ultimate Destiny with The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality