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Reposting this from here from 2023, after I stumbled across it tonight and it hits hard.

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I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it’s trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it’s downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it’s being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my usage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology

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[-] tree@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago

I wish there was a company like Fairphone or Framework laptops but for TVs.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

LCD panels do exist. They are just very expensive because they are not made for consumers and have no ads or data collection.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

It's almost like ads and data collection subsidize the hardware and make it cheaper...

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Tbh I bought my last tv when 1080p lcd was the hot new thing and it was NOT cheap. If buying a dumb tv/"display" is just the same thing I'm used to? Fine.

That lcd is still kicking though so I won't find out until it's dead.

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