I definitely interpreted it as some sort of a buy-here-pay-here car lot type of situation, but for titties. Lol!

Oh, how I wish tit loans were an actual thing that could easily, safely, and successfully be done! Or some sort of permanent tit transfer. (Tbh I extra wish the same could be done with the whole vulva/vagina/cervix/uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries/etc situation, too.)

I'd love to re-home any or all of these to some cool-ass person like you who would love them and be loved by them.

I'm sure countless other people feel the same about their unwanted parts. Why isn't this a thing yet!? Come on, science!! So many people would benefit!

My apologies if this is a weird comment, lol...I haven't slept for a couple days and have a lot of stress and pain and extra stuff making my brain more poopoo than normal. 😅