You’re going to fund all the social programs of a modern government via, essentially, no taxes?

No, it would be funded through land value and carbon taxes. Those two tax types should be the only valid form of taxation. We should still have enough tax to pay for it (after we ditch the bloat our government has. Example).

If you want the government to provide a robust social safety net, including housing, you’ll be looking at Nordics level taxation.

People always complain about such a system but they actually have healthcare, so seems like a moot point to me.

You can be wrong if you want to be.

First off, there's no need to be a dick about it. Second, that definition says person, whereas you said entity.

• "In either event the entity that owns your house, that isn’t you, is your landlord."

• "a person who rents land, a building, or an apartment to a tenant."