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submitted 1 year ago by Trekman10@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[-] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

No matter how hard one squeezes, there’s ALWAYS three or four drops of pee leftover, poised to strike after one finishes their business.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

IT WAS YOU!

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

^This person right here officer.

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