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[alt text: Text that says, "The kids think they're getting delicious candy... but it's really 64GB of banned books." Below the text is a photo of three candy bars. Each candy bar has been half-unwrapped and broken in half, and each candy bar has a USB 2.0 plug sticking out of it.]

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 4 days ago

Google takes the nuclear option

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Same reason emulators are allowed. As long as the emulator doesn't use Nintendo's literal software/hardware or schematics, and as long as the emulator doesn't traffic in illegal file-sharing, it is allowed. Or at least, it exists in a legal grey area. And Analogue's pitch is original hardware, essentially rebuilt from scratch using FPGA technology. You still need actual Nintendo 64 carts to use this device. Or at least, that is how it is marketed.

I think the recent emulator shutdowns by Nintendo were more about software piracy. The devs knew that their emulators were being used to play unreleased Nintendo games. The emulators themselves may have been safe and legal, but the devs are mostly just volunteers, or small time operations running on a patreon. As soon as Nintendo applied even the smallest amount of pressure, the devs caved, because they don't want to spend their entire life savings and then some trying to defend software piracy on principle. Me thinks that Analogue would actually put up a fight if Nintendo tried anything, and that's why Nintendo doesn't try anything.

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afternoon delight (beehaw.org)

[alt text: a photo of a man relaxing in a chair on a patio, next to a table with a closed umbrella in the middle. The umbrella is casting a shadow on the man from an angle that makes it look like the shadow is the man's comically-large and erect penis.]

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 27 points 6 days ago

The emptiest threat in modern history. Everyone the world over knows that if the US cared about Palestinians enough to cut weapons funding, they would have done it months ago.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 9 points 6 days ago

Thx it was pretty nuanced, wasn't sure if everyone would get it.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 4 points 6 days ago

Do you think Square will be more or less anal about copyright on Final Fantasy music after Uematsu retires?

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terminal velocity (beehaw.org)

[alt text: text that says, "The last thing you see when your parachute fails to open". Below the text is a photo of the lid of a spice jar. The lid is labeled: "GROUND CUMIN".]

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[alt text: a tweet by @equine__dentist on twitter. The text of the tweet says, "working retail". Below the text is a screenshot from the videogame Lies of P, which shows the player fighting a boss called "White Lady" with a large health bar underneath her name.]

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[alt text: a panel from a Sonic the Hedgehog comic book, depicting Sonic using his spin attack to cut a robot in half. There are caption boxes in the panel, which say: "For the first time in his life, Sonic is devoid of humor... For the first time in his life, Sonic truly understands the meaning of WAR..."]

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[alt text: text that says, "Christopher Columbus discovers the sidewalk, circa 2020, colorized". Below the text is a photo of a statue of Christopher Columbus, which has been knocked down by protesters moments before.]

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[alt text: an image of a man standing at a self-checkout kiosk. The man has placed his hands on the scanning surface like he is playing a computer game. On the kiosk screen, it can be seen that the man is somehow playing Minecraft on the kiosk.]

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

[alt text: a photo of graffiti writing on a brick wall, which says, "Bitchstopher Colombitch".]

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[alt text: a tweet by @maxotunes on twitter. The tweet says, "in the shop straight up 'jorking it' and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say." Below the text is a vibrant ad for a game called, "MAHJONGUS: Mystery of Fortescue".]

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[alt text: a tweet by @LinkOfSunshine on twitter. The tweet says: "I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fuck over Florida specifically twice a year"]

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buster! noooo! (beehaw.org)
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[alt text: a photo of a dog playing with bubbles in a yard. There is a bubble directly in front of the dog, which makes it look like the dog is trapped inside of the bubble.

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Brandon Marlow walks through surge waters flooding the street after Hurricane Milton came ashore in the Sarasota area in Fort Myers, Florida.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 85 points 1 month ago

course not. he's an idiot that stumbled into a profitable gig, and then he let it slip through his kiddie-diddlin' little fingers.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 154 points 2 months ago

Just in case you skip to the comments: the complaint is that actors are not being told anything about what game they are working on or what kind of scenes they will be doing. Then, they show up to the studio and they are asked to do explicit sex scenes or sexual assault scenes day-of with little warning or time to consider whether they are comfortable with that.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 81 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A bonus meme for all my homies who comment:

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 72 points 1 year ago

I love that the thumbnail for every article about Starfield is an uncomfortable close-up of a character's dialogue face.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 91 points 1 year ago

"The sad truth is that there are no great 'social networks' right now," he said on X.

None that he owns, at least...

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