[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago

Aren't the best at everything *without tools. We don't got many built-in tools.

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[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 4 points 3 days ago

country where half the population thinks that exposing yourself to more viruses with zero protection will make you healthier.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 9 points 4 days ago

I don't know the details of the other 37 inmates. But knowing our justice system, I think this is a good thing?

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[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 5 days ago

RA sent me into a fever dream with Pokémon Pinball on the GBA, trying to get all of the achievements that counted for the "beaten" tick on my profile. Why did I do that? Why?

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 4 points 5 days ago

Exactly my point, and I'm glad you were here to argue it better than I could. Like yeah, in normal times I don't want Biden to flaunt what the Supreme Court says, even if they are conservative. But the GOP has stopped playing by the rules, and Trump is going to break so many rules and laws over his presidency that we will wonder what "legal" even means anymore. So who cares if Biden flaunts the Supreme Court in his final month?

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[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 67 points 2 weeks ago

The way all CEOs should be. Publicly-traded companies are a mistake.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 85 points 3 months ago

course not. he's an idiot that stumbled into a profitable gig, and then he let it slip through his kiddie-diddlin' little fingers.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 154 points 4 months ago

Just in case you skip to the comments: the complaint is that actors are not being told anything about what game they are working on or what kind of scenes they will be doing. Then, they show up to the studio and they are asked to do explicit sex scenes or sexual assault scenes day-of with little warning or time to consider whether they are comfortable with that.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 81 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A bonus meme for all my homies who comment:

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 72 points 1 year ago

I love that the thumbnail for every article about Starfield is an uncomfortable close-up of a character's dialogue face.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 91 points 1 year ago

"The sad truth is that there are no great 'social networks' right now," he said on X.

None that he owns, at least...

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