I have to go with Marx, he looks the most like Santa.
Do you pronounce "char" like "care"?
"Dang it, I'm being cooked AND the internet isn't working!"
Getting an electric toothbrush, and flossing daily. My dental hygienists love me.
They were all Ununs back in my day...
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
80 Days is a neat game with a cool setting. Not free though.
Years ago, I had to do customer service training for a job, and one thing they said is to always say "you're welcome" instead of "no problem", because some people think "no problem" is rude. But I think it's a generational thing, and it's kind of the opposite with younger folks.
Why have taxes when the government can just use GoFundMe for everything?
Hmm, these huge trucks are killing pedestrians, causing worse crashes due to crash incompatibility, destroying the climate, and now smashing through guard rails and flying off cliffs. We'd better change our entire country's infrastructure to accommodate them.
You gotta admit this post is a little ironic.
Ask not for whom the biscuits pop; they pop for thee.