Yeah I definitely thought that comment would do better but I'm only half joking as obviously you seem to know

Back in the ancient times when I got one we had to page the weed guy to get weed. We out our phone number + 420 (truly a mastermind of code no one would ever break) then he would page back with a time (ex 20) to roll through the burger king drive thru where he was the assistant manager. Then just ordered a whopper with extra lettuce (another brilliant code guaranteed not to get broken) then we just paid $10 more than the damn sandwich we didn't want but would soon be fighting over.

My 10-year-old daughter recently mentioned Mr. Beast and I said what do you know about him? She said I don't know but my friends showed me his videos and I think the guy's a creep. I pretty much gave her a high five and said she can have all the ice cream she wants LOL.

These are the posts that make me miss 4chan

These are dark times

You can say cock on the Internet. No one will tell on you.

Big corporation, little planet.

So you spent your whole vacation uploading this picture???

What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?

For real though I have wanted for years to know, the person that took this picture; what the hell did they say to get everybody to look like that?

What's fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.