McCarthy: “I do not make this decision lightly. And regardless of your party, or who you voted for, these facts should concern all Americans,” McCarthy said Tuesday.

Everyone: What facts?

McCarthy: "We will reveal those next week. Maybe in a couple of weeks. But they exist, believe me."

"Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win..."

I cancelled my paid Spotify account because I can't get them to stop fucking recommending Joe Rogan to me.

For me, the only feeling better than dumping Reddit a month or so ago has been when I ditched Facebook years ago.

He wants it moved to Federal Court to increase his chance of eventual pardon. Fuck off, traitor.

So another $200k deducted from his re-election donations then.

So the Special Lunar Operation didn't go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days...

GOP: How could Joe Biden do this to our troops?

I'm in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

And since his wife was active in the plot to overthrow the government, it's a safe bet he was in the know as well.

Trillion dollar budget for the military industrial complex? Money well spent! A single dime spent to help taxpayers? Socialism!

Let me fix that headline for you: " Bill Barr, traitor who supported Trump, has a book to sell and now pretends he never liked him."