at this point they probably just slip forms in front of him while someone shovels baby food into his gaping drooling face hole and he just signs whatever

I'm doing my part! insert starship troopers gif here idk im tech illiterate

Only someone who is (probably) comfortably insulated from the reality that real people face in crises could say something so inane

they mention near the end of the article that his wife is reputed to have completed her first flight or something according to their social media, and that the NTSB spokesperson said that it wasnt clear who was piloting

ill make that trade

what's a dutch rub? like a noogie?

someone pet those fkn dogs! good doggos

burn the fucking pigs already

crumple zone

Storm Daniel? Really? Lmao

i hope youre fucking joking