Wow this is a hilarious unhinged theory. I LOVE IT.

This list might have been true 10 years ago

Jay is a person, and the picture that was written on invokes the same feeling that this Jay does, the picture is Jay AF.

Yes TikTok is a disease and I have it.

I on the other hand wish you a bidet and more fiber.

LMAO this guy has an itchy asshole

This is my thought too.

Being the bigger person is all well and good but sometimes petty revenge hits different.

Those car free streets are the best streets. I've always said they should just crack down in NYC and go full car ban overnight no warning

In the future I recommend lying

When you are getting watermarked Big bang theory screenshots, you know something needs to change

So wait... Non-American countries exist?

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.