Panik: your Debian stable system is so ancient it still contains the heartbleed bug.

I vastly prefer non-optimal life to not existing at all.

How could you possibly know that? Do you remember not existing?

No, Newtonian physics works just fine. Unless things are too big, too small, too fast, or too slow.

At least that's what a meme I once saw said.

How can they know it's your data without first collecting your data to compare it?

"Give us your personal information so we can ask others to delete your personal information" just doesn't sound like a trustworthy offer.

Nah let's send another billionaire.

It will be stronger than a normal coffee, but it still won't have any caffeine.

There is a distinction between flavor and caffeine content. Decaffeinating does change the flavor but that doesn't mean you can't make it strong.

Has piped ever actually worked for you? I try to watch something on piped every couple weeks on desktop, and regularly on mobile because of the bot, and the videos ... just don't play. It's just never worked.

Yeah, let's absolve the individuals working at the companies who did this from all responsibility by blaming an abstract concept instead.

Capitalism may be the game, and Google may have only been one of the players, but they're still playing dirty.

The nuance is that "near miss" and "nearly miss" mean exact opposites.

"Near miss" means it almost hits, but actually misses.

"Nearly miss" means it almost misses, but it actually hits.

They just messed up the phrase.

Because it was made by the rich for the rich.

Holy shit, somebody is actually pointing their finger at the right people!

I can't believe he's not talking about drinking straws or plastic bags or some other laughable distraction.