[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 78 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Because a well designed game does not include drudgery. "Work-simulators" focus on results and progress and gloss over many of the hours of outright boredom or physical exertion to get there.

For example, truck driving simulator does not include the pain in the ass and boring part of loading or unloading the truck. Farming simulator does not include the painstaking process of removing rocks from the field.

While I grew up on a farm, my first proper career was something called OBC seismic. What it is isn't as important as the fact that it involved placing a 6km long sensor cable on the seabed with a winch and position it properly. To do this right requires practice, and as the principle is farly easy I wrote a small simulator that our trainees could try out. At first they found it interesting, and even the seniors from other departments enjoyed toying with it. The biggest lack of realism was that it didn't involve doing it for 12 hours straight, only stopping to unscrew 25 meter sections and replacing them. Barring drudgery and repetitive boredom could've probably made it an interesting game similar to other work simulators.

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 56 points 10 months ago

"Git is to github what porn is to pornhub"

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 63 points 11 months ago

Typing speed matters in programming the same way hammer hits per second matters when building a house. There's a little bit more to it.

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 year ago

I can tolerate communists, but lemygrad is mostly just tankies

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think an even bigger headline is that Thomas actually seems to be aware of the concept "conflict of interest in the supreme court"

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I trained a serial killer. Hang on, I'll link to another comment I made regarding that...

EDIT, found it: https://lemmy.ml/comment/3725228

Another edit, just to clarify: I trained him at the job, not the killing part

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 year ago

Oh no, I hope it's nothing minor

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

New guy at my job, polish dude. He seemed decent enough, just a bit.... odd... but most of us were; after all, we were the kind of people who are willing to work on ships on the wrong side of the world for weeks, sometimes months at a time.

I trained him to do the job I did, so he could run opposite of my shift, with some assistance from the chief tech and various others. The rest of the crew were pretty experienced, so it made it easier when he needed help with the more complex stuff. He did reasonably OK for a newhire. Nothing spectacularly good, but nothing spectacularly bad either.

Until the crewing department told us he had been arrested back home, multiple counts of murder, and we were unlikely to have him onboard again, so we needed to train his replacement.

Turned out he was a serial killer who killed people for their properties. He's in prison now, and I'm sure you can google the person. I'm not sure what his actual name was, but we called him Winny. Any poles here who happen to remember the case and could link a news article? This happened roughly 10 years ago.

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 62 points 1 year ago

If it's too hard to list them, it must be even harder to charge and bill them.

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Hairy Mary armored train with hemp rope armor from the Boer War.

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 80 points 1 year ago

I don't eat as much dirt and worms as I did when I was a kid, I think that might be part of the reason.

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[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I answered my work phone with "Morgans Morgue; you kill'em, we chill'em" once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.

I've used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that's the one that worked the best.

[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 98 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who holds the burden of proof, though? Will the doctor have to prove that his choice was done in good faith to claim that his procedure was lawful, or will a prosecution have to prove bad fath? It might seem like semantics, but I bet a lot of doctors will be risk averse if they hold the burden of proof.

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