[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I’d be scared of going to prison if I were him too… That drunken lout is probably going to end up in the infirmary with the DTs by the 4th of July.

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

But at the Federal, nah.

lmao WHAT? You should start paying attention to the Supreme Court because maybe then you'd understand what an incredibly stupid statement this is, el barto.

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 6 months ago

Clarence Thomas is massively corrupt and a disgrace to the entire legal profession. Which is a lot of words to say, he's a conservative.

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Yes, despite the decades old commonly used expression they actually used Flavor Aid at Jonestown not Kool-Aid. You're all very smart and original.

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 6 months ago

Yep. It’s insane how quickly we’re spiraling into a fucking christian theocracy… anything less than voting for Biden in November is tacit support for Trump and the GOP and I don’t care whether or not people on Lemmy like hearing that fact. We have one chance to save our democracy. Vote like your life depends on it.

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago

The children yearn for the fast food labour camps

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago

!Offbeat@lemmy.ca has you covered!

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[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 8 months ago

You'd need an afternoon nap too if you ate two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate shake for lunch every day.

And just in case anyone thinks that may have changed since that news originally came out in 2017.... It hasn't. He was still getting McDonald's delivered to court every day as recently as last October.

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[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In other words, they produced a typical pre-campaign book, where the first rule is to do no harm. Somewhat unusually for the genre, that book, 2022’s Not My First Rodeo: Lessons from the Heartland, landed the South Dakota governor on the New York Times’ bestseller list, adding to the consensus that the Donald Trump devotee had a big future in GOP politics.

What it didn’t do, of course, was spark a weeklong news cycle — and a round of obituaries for that same political future — by including a tale about Noem leading a 14-month-old wirehaired pointer named Cricket to a gravel pit and shooting him to death after he ruined a pheasant hunt and killed a neighbor’s chickens.

This time around, Noem has a different team in place, as well as a different imprint, Hachette’s conservative-leaning Center Street. And the folks behind her new book, No Going Back, didn’t get in the way of sharing memories about gunning down an ill-trained puppy.

Kirsti Noem's publisher in 2022: "This is a horrible story. We can't include this, Dick Cheney only got away with his hunting trip scandal because he shot a lawyer and not a puppy."

Kristi Noem's new Conservative publisher in 2024: "People will be impressed with how tough you are on puppy crime."

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 8 months ago

"The risk of dying from heat stroke is just WOKE propaganda!" - Ron DeSantis, probably

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 8 months ago

Tim Scott is a gutless hack who apparently hasn't had enough of being embarrassed on the national stage yet. It doesn't matter what you do or say Sen. Scott, Trump's not going to pick you because it would upset his base. And we all know why.

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Lol yep. It cracks me up when people think just because they aren't going to one extreme or the other with their speculation that they aren't still engaging in wild speculation. That's not how it works.

[-] DxK@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 8 months ago

"There's no information yet so I'm going to make up an explanation which is the most likely scenario given that there's no information yet."

Brilliant.

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