What can we make out of LASAGNA to get Garfield involved?

Catastrophic anthropogenic climate change

I prefer anthropogenic runaway global heating (ARGH). "Climate change" is a pretty weak formulation of the underlying problem, even weaker than "global warming".

As Bloom County advised: "don't step in the leadership".

I'll bet there were green peppers on the free steaks.

It's pretty hilarious that Republicans want to get rid of undocumented immigrants when our food and shelter are literally dependent on them. Apparently food and shelter are not that important.

He's never going to prison. If it actually ever comes to that, he'll flee the country to Russia or Saudi Arabia.

Trump: Sometimes You Have to Flush Twice

Both statements are based on complete and total misunderstanding of evolutionary biology.

The great irony of eugenics is that the only real measure of the long-term health of a population is its genetic diversity, which leads to the exact opposite conclusion of eugenics. If you want your "race" to survive and thrive, you should interbreed with other races, not try to cull and "purify" your own. There's no such thing as good or bad genes, because that depends on the environment which is constantly changing. Eugenics is just wrong in every possible sense of that word.

Elon Musk meets Felon Husk.

I can see valid reasons for why someone might want to use Apple Macbooks

I use one because I write apps for iOS and you can only do that on a Macbook. It doesn't make me a fanboi.

Dave Chapelle has just continuously tanked his career since then

No, it's the Jews and the alphabet people that have tanked his career - according to one Dave Chapelle.

I do genuinely wonder how much money Melon Husk gave him for that stage appearance.